cyberscully:

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

spockeyebrowtutorial:

spockeyebrowtutorial:

sulu is a weed gay honestly he’d go on missions and spock would be like mr sulu i implore you to please stop trying to smoke the plants on every new planet we find and sulu would be like *visibly rolling a joint* it’s research

support weed gay sulu 1 like = 1 prayer “

alrightanakin:

who else is gayer than anticipated

kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

saintzacharie:

i want my anxiety to be quiet

bevsi:

me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)

sleepsafe:

bahookies:

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

hawkejustice:

i am gay and i want attention. reblog if you, too, are gay and want attention 

okaymad:

me when i come home from school

lampad1994:

i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure they must be soo irritated with me and disgusted with who i am as a person if they don’t put some indication of being interested/happy to speak with me (liiiiike exclamation points or emoticons). 

"you should know the ENFJ will steal your heart and fill your life with a million moments that’ll make you go, “aaawwweeee!” We live to help people and the easiest way to trap us for life is to encourage, enable, and praise this quality in us. Our biggest fears are disappointing or hurting our loved ones. We’ll feel every tear you shed a thousand times and move mountains to mend any heartaches we cause…"