honeywincest:
your local bitter!sam girl is not ready for tonight’s ep. (yes i’m aware that i look like a pasty ghost)
gemghosts:
blanketsandanime:
Only Americans will understand:
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IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER
Me when someone talks to me: this person cares about me!! there is literally no doubt that they like me and I am so happy! I can't believe I was so worried
Me when they don't text back for a while: they hate me. I can't believe that I misjudged their emotions so badly... how many hours has it been since we last spoke......
Me when they talk to me again: this person cares about me!! there is literally no doubt that they like me and I am so happy! I can't believe I was so worried
Me when they don't text back again: they hate me. I can't believe that I misjudged their
jedipilotstorm:
do you think ben wyatt cried when han stepped onto the bridge and shouted his name
kylroren:
quality blog: follows me
me [sweating]: everything is under control situation normal uh had a slight weapons malfunction but uh everything’s alright now we’re fine we’re all fine here, now, thank you how are you?
pimpmidna:
i got on webkinz for the first time in like a year and dr. quack is fuckin dead
let me get this straight
memedirection:
*grabs a heterosexual by the ear*
let's get extreme *it's Draco's turn to face the Boggart*
Draco: *walks up like a suave motherfucker because he can deal with anything cuz he's so cool and knows this spell like it's nothing*
Boggart: *does the boggart thing while analyzing draco* wow yeah.
Draco: try me
Boggart: kay. *turns into Harry with extreme fury in his eye, his wand out in front of him pointed right at draco*
Boggart!Harry: "I COULD NEVER LOVE FILTH LIKE YOU. DIRTY! DEATHEATER! MURDERER! YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!"
*class is silent*
Draco: *silently breaking and staring in shock*
Lupin: holy shit
class: holy shit
Harry: what the shit
Draco: *whimpers*
Boggart: Gotcha, kid.