I’m starving. But is it worth it to get out of my car to get food?

just-shower-thoughts:

The most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it

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You know you ate too much edible last night when u still have a little bit of a body high and sneezing sends u into a different reality

Keep reading

did I get high by myself last night? yes. am I gonna get high by myself again tonight? hell yeah.

i just want to cancel this goddamn kohl’s charge card please just let me cancel it i will never use it ok please please

PLEASE STOP TEBLOGGONG THAT POSTS ITS NOT REAL

chesnutmisha:

I AM NOT DEAD I DID NOT OVERDOSE NONE OF THIS IS TRUE GOD WHY IS THIS FUCKING HAPPENENIMG TO ME IM SO SORRY I CANT EVEN BREATHE PLEASE IM NOT DEAD. IM NOT OKAY I HURT MYSELF I DID BUT IM NOT DEAD IM RIGHT HERE PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THAT POST THT FUCKING TWISTED FUCKING HACKER I CANT BELIEVE IT OH FUCKING GOD

unclefather:

please don’t get your pets high. they trust you and they love you. and it is really bad for them and can make them sick or kill them. please be a responsible pet owner. and it is very upsetting to see a lethargic animal just because you thought it would be funny to blow smoke in their face.